Secret Starbucks Subject of Scrutiny

An investigative report earlier this week revealed top secret plans by the multi-national Starbucks® Corporation to infiltrate the Gaston County region by opening a covert coffeeshop on the campus of Belmont Abbey College. Reaction around the region was mixed. "It seems like a slippery slope," said one Belmont resident. "They start by offering Starbucks® coffee at one location, and before you know it, there's a full-blown Starbucks® on every block! But then again, with those Grande Caramel Frappucinos®, it could be a very delicious slippery slope ..."